post pictures faster than me. Two weeks? Honestly, Jami, honestly?

if you can watch this and not laugh.

The only city that can bring pious religious devotees together on the same filthy street corner as thoroughly plastered college kids for night after February night, proudly presents a tale of triumph and tragedy:

The girl told the principal that her mother, who works in a bar, makes alcoholic shots at home and sells them at work. The fourth-grader said her mother had instructed her to take the shots to school and sell them, three for $1, to make some money for Christmas.

- http://www.cnn.com/2004/EDUCATION/12/08/jell-o.school.ap

Hold on a hot second - that means you could buy one of these supposed Jello shots with a postage stamp and still get change back! Yikes! The going price for liquor in New Orleans elementary schools must've taken a precipitous fall...

Including:

• nice houses
• fancy cars
• a starting spot on the whitest basketball team since my summer league squad

As Carlos Boozer is slowly learning, though, it can't buy a first-place record. (That would be Carlos Boozer, $68M man, of the 8-10 Utah Jazz.)

Turns out that if he signed for a mere $41M in Cleveland, he would be a part of the 12-6 (first-place!!) Cavaliers team.

Will people from Duke never learn...

Don't be wrong, Ellie. Because wrong people have acute passport problems, esp if they're crossing the border with Pakistani's finest.